cheerupsmelly: i bet the announcement is that ur a little bitch
theselener: yeah you could say im a pretty hardcore gamer
onemanshighfashionblog: isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
sodamnrelatable: I found the most upsetting GIF.
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
yongmuney: stop drop and roll away from all your problems
llcooljofficial: one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse because i said dildo.
thefaultinourfandoms: fasterfood: “dad i got accepted into harvard!!” “son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
snorlaxatives: miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
skankplissken: my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’
alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the shower getting out of the shower
dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
laugh-addict: How to avoid being the third wheel: Don’t go out
yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
australiansanta: u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
lameborghini: how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something