Fuckbitches Getmoney

September 2011

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#Hocus Pocus

When some dumb bitch at school shows off

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#Mars Attack

Trying to jump over a fence..

Expectation:

 Reality:

  

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When one of my friends tries to leave without a hug

I’m just like, “GET BACK HERE AND HUG ME BITCH”

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#myselfdavid

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When people trip and fall in a horror movie.  → most-awkward-moments.tumblr.com

You:

Them:

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#keep calm #party on #college #life #must #live

That awkward moment when someone suggests that you and your crush should go out

shut the fuck up i’m working on it

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#calories #fat #skinny #weight #food #yummy #definitions #closet

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When someone calls you skinny.

And you’re just standing there like

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#dildo #gif