When you're talking to a friend and they says:
itotallyrelate: - No, I can’t tell you, you’ll laugh. - I won’t laugh, I promise. So he tells and you’re like: icanrelate.info
When you want to say something and then you...
“AND - oh, nevermind”
Sometimes my own laugh scares the hell out of me
I’m like, “Was that me?”
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
2When your crush says hi to you,
You’re like :
Everytime my mom asks me if I wanna go grocery...