February 2012
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When you're talking to a friend and they says:
itotallyrelate:
- No, I can’t tell you, you’ll laugh. - I won’t laugh, I promise.
So he tells and you’re like:
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When you want to say something and then you...
“AND - oh, nevermind”
Sometimes my own laugh scares the hell out of me
I’m like, “Was that me?”
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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2When your crush says hi to you,
You’re like :
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Everytime my mom asks me if I wanna go grocery...