June 2012
When my parents rip away my blankets in the...
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I love showing tricks to little kids.
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
Whenever someone mentions something that I'm...
When the food you kept in the fridge is suddenly...
And you try to figure out who ate it.
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
heronqueenblues:
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
alangwiggy:
ippon-datara:
pokemallow:
if you can blood bend
can you
give people
boners?
I’m not even a blood bender and I can already do that
You know what's kind of beautiful?
wwreakinghavocc:
timorleste:
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means...
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