his zipper is open
(Source: yo-stabba-stabba, via sugar---baby)
(Source: howlolcanyougo, via sugar---baby)
yeah you could say im a pretty hardcore gamer
isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
I found the most upsetting GIF.
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
stop drop and roll away from all your problems
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
OMFG IM DYING
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this