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isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
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we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
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one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
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“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
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miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
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