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i never do omegle video bc it completely destroys my confidence bc everyone nexts me after 3 seconds
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bullying your homeschooled kids to give them an authentic schooling experience
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
dude sell that shit to disney
I will never truly understand this website’s obsession with pizza.
it’s cos im so tasty
like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink
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have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”
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